This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music
this is my favorite fucking video on the internet
hahahaha i love how they shake hands at the end #whiteboys
8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great